The set up. This one’s for dad. #oldmanandthesea
your girlfriend stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors.
she’s my wife now.
- Intro: State of the Hip-Hop Union Address
- Track 1: How Do My Presidential Balls Taste?
- Track 2: Obamacare For Ya Mama
- Track 3: Vetoing The Pussy feat: The First Lady
- Track 4: Rock the Vote After I Rock Ya Headboard
- Track 5: I Got the CIA Fucking With Me
- Track 6: White House Sanctioned Murder feat: Wild Joe Biden
- Track 7: Government Lockdown (Fuck the Repubs)
- Track 8: Senate Massacre
- Track 9: Executive Branch Evil
- Track 10: Harvard Hitman
- Outro: Re-Elect a Real Nigga When You See One
- Bonus Track: What You Mean Declined? (The Deficit’s Trying To Kill Me)
this track list was too good I had to reblog again
oh my god
I hope he sees this
Make John Green find the thing.
JOHN GREEN LOOK IN HERE
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
KRIKOR JABOTIAN Akhtamar Collection 2014
Jada Pinkett-Smith is aware of the critics that frown up their noses at the way she raises her daughter, Willow. Willow cuts, dyes and styles her hair as she pleases, a fact that bothers many who feel girls shouldn’t have that much control over their appearance at such a young age.
Jada decided to address the criticism in a Facebook post:
“A letter to a friend…This subject is old but I have never answered it in its entirety. And even with this post it will remain incomplete. The question why I would LET Willow cut her hair. First the LET must be challenged. This is a world where women, girls are constantly reminded that they don’t belong to themselves; that their bodies are not their own, nor their power or self determination. I made a promise to endow my little girl with the power to always know that her body, spirit and her mind are HER domain. Willow cut her hair because her beauty, her value, her worth is not measured by the length of her hair. It’s also a statement that claims that even little girls have the RIGHT to own themselves and should not be a slave to even their mother’s deepest insecurities, hopes and desires. Even little girls should not be a slave to the preconceived ideas of what a culture believes a little girl should be.”
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before but seriously this is something we should be teaching all our children. Their bodies are theirs, not ours as parents. As soon as you tell someone their body doesn’t belong to theirs you take away so much from them.
in 58 days will be the 20th anniversary of my due date for birth. and every year as this day approaches i wonder whether he’d still be alive if we were born on time.
i guess i’m thikning of this now because my sister’s friend’s brother just died. car crash. 19 years old. and my mom said it was heartbreaking. and she knows. because she’s lost a son too.
and i’m pmsing. i know that. and i get emotional and cry at everything but i can’t help it.
last year i went to the cemetery and couldn’t find him. i want to go again this year just to put a flower six feet above him but that place is just so damn big and last time i drove around for an hour crying because i couldn’t find the plot number and i didn’t ask for directions and he doesn’t ahve a tombstone because that costs money that my parents didn’t have.
i almost want to invite a friend with me. but it’s weird you know.? “hey kenny, want to come to a cemetery with me so i can visit my dead brother and cry for a bit? then we can get ice cream afterwards!” no. this is something i should do on my own. or with my mom. maybe.
i still remember what i was wearing - a pink shirt htat my aunt bought me. this blue cardigan samira gave me. my favorite pair of now ripped jeans. boat shoes. glasses.
does anyone else think the concept of makeup is weird?
like, we just paint our faces. every morning. and leave it on all day. i hate makeup. it feels gross and itchy and makes me look prettier than i am, but i wear it to match up with all the other pretty girls because attractive people are likeable and approachable. maybe? or sometimes i like feeling pretty and not like a zombie with purple bags under my eyes.
idk. it just bother me. putting on this facade because that is what is expected of us. we spend time and money on a mask. it’s weird.
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
I was about to say it would be helpful if it were explained why we need to time it, but I see a helpful sort has added this in. Well done, helpful sort.
May I also add, from being told previously by a seizure-prone person - no one is going to swallow their own tongue. That is not a thing. However, they may choke, suffocate, or otherwise suffer lacerations from you trying to shove something into their mouth to keep them from doing this impossible thing. On no account do this.
Unknown (via moonsads)
whose arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved.”
Imagine Teddy getting a howler from Tonks and he starts to freak out but when he opens it, it’s like
TEDDY GUESS WHAT, THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE COMING TO TOWN. PACK YOUR THINGS, SON, I ALREADY TALKED TO MCGONAGALL AND SHE SAID IT’S COOL. MERLIN’S…
started out smiling and now i’m crying. fuck. DAMN THE WAR.