let’s be real here ok one of the worst feelings in the world is clogging the toilet at a friend’s house and not knowing what to do about it
Empire Records (1995)
I hope we all find that person
who looks at us
the way Kristen Bell
looks at sloths.
Albert Goldbarth, “The Sciences Sing a Lullaby”
last night i almost had sex with my best friend.
yeah. what. the fuck.
started with the concert on the pier. had a few drinks. went back to kenny’s and khalyd’s. drank some more. watched american psycho. kenny and khalyd bitched at each other.
i was laying on kenny, khalyd was laying on me. and they were both cuddling with me? i guess…. and then khalyd fell asleep, and kenny got a bit more adventurous. over the bra, under the bra, teasing the pink thong …. he kissed me, twice. wtf. WHAT THE FUCK. this is so fucking weird.
and each time he kissed me i just said, “come on, kenny… no” and turned away. cause we’re best friends. and this is weird and we’re both drunk.
he got up and reached for my hand and i said no. sat down on the floor and finished off the mickey’s tall boy. and he came back in the room and reached for my hand again and i followed him to the bedroom.
i took off my dress, took off my bra, put a shirt of his on and went to bed.
Ken: you need to know when to say no
Me: i did say no! moral kenny! here’s the line. you need to not cross it. i stayed above the chest, dude. plus, it was just weird with khalyd on top of me and you touching me, you know? i wouldn’t give you a hand job with your dick so close to your brother’s face…..
Ken: yeah it was fine when it started cause we were both drunk but then we sobered up…
we both laughed it off, cuddled (he was the big spoon, obviously) and went to sleep.
next morning (today) we sat on the couch. khalyd was still asleep.
Me: last night was weird.
Kenny: hahah yeah… it was inevitable.
Me: was it?
Khalyd came out of his bedroom. we all chatted a bit, they had breakfast, and i went home.
7/25/2014 - almost obtaining the F card
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fuck that last thing i said. i just want you to not be sad anymore. and i dont want you to kill yourself. please. i want you to stay here and get past this because i know you can. you have the ambition and motivation for great things. this world is so special with you in it and too special for you to leave it. not yet.
there’s something dignified in an old death. and i want you to reach that. you are my best friend, and i dont want to not have you in my life, but even if you leave my life i’d rather it be from a disagreement between us than a death of one of us.